O Brother

Dawn, a little remembered contestant from Big Brother has been officially upheld as being smelly. She complained to Ofcom that she had been mistreated by the programme makers but Ofcom weren't having any of it.

Bizarrely she complained:

that footage that made reference to her "medical conditions including asthma, eczema, urticaria and skin allergies" had not been included in final footage.

Yes, I'm sure - at the time - she would have been absolutely delighted for this panoply of unsightliness to have been reported in great depth on prime time television. It's clearly disgraceful that Russel Brand wasn't set free to do a three minute monologue on dermatological abnormalities.

And one feels compelled to say: it was 2006 dear. Get over it.

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